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Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The Original Small Plates

Kiss Seafood
1700 Laguna St
San Francisco, CA 94115
(415) 474-2866

Before Tapas came to epitomize small plates there was Japanese food.  Two pieces of Nigiri nestled on a plate.  Little bowls of miso soup.  Monkfish liver, three ounces worth, in a little glass dish.  Of course, as with all things from the fast food soft drink to the double-tortilla burrito, Japanese food has been supersized.  Bento boxes, udon specials covered in tempura, "Oh My God" rolls triple the size of the serving dishes and accommodate a new appetite.  But there are still places to get small plate sushi.
Kiss Seafood is as small as its plates.  In the space inside unadorned white walls, the restaurant seats eight at two tables and six at the sushi bar.  Edith Piaf sang her dedication to France as we pondered the menu and the specials, written on a sticky in Japanese.  Eventually, the four of us settled on the Special Omakase, the Omakase, a sashimi, and two appetizers.  I cannot begin to recount every quarter-cup dish of steamed, fried or raw fish, tender cooked vegetables, or tofu islands in lightly salted soups.  One highlight was the hamachi collar, crisp, lightly salty and fatty, without being greasy.  The abalone special in abalone liver sauce looked as unappetizing as it sounds--cubes covered in dark green mess--despite the plating in an abalone shell on a pile of fine salt.  However, it tasted fantastic, fresh and mild, with the satisfying chewy crunch of jellyfish and sea cucumber.  Of course the sashimi was so fresh that even the salmon and tuna tasted like new species, and during the meal, I began to plot how to seek out more giant clam in the future.  The egg custard had the beautiful, even consistency of silken tofu; one was adorned with mushrooms, the other with fish and bitter ginkgo nuts.  While it was not my favorite flavor wise, the minute differences between the two similar dishes shows the chef's skill.  The only thing that wasn't promptly finished and cleared was my complimentary amuse bouche.  Grainy soybean porridge with glass noodles and dried scallops is very similar to a Korean breakfast that I always avoid.  The waitress left it on the table for the rest of the meal--I think I may have hurt her feelings.
Be forewarned that all the a la carte entrees are raw.  While two or three of the cooked appetizers would make a satisfying meal, they may not satisfy the 35$ minimum.  Yes, it is expensive, but overall, the meal was exceptional.  While people may complain of the price, eating at Kiss is closer to a prix fixe at Gary Danko than dinner at the neighborhood sushi bar.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

The Not-So-Happy Hour

The Bar Room at Porta Via
424 N. Canon Dr.
Beverly Hills, CA 90210
(310) 274-6534

I've walked to Porta Via for a decent custom omelette or steel cut oatmeal, back before it was served at Jamba Juice.  I was excited to stroll down for an inexpensive specialty cocktail, or a nice bar night, but now that I've gone, I know it wouldn't be worth repeating.  We were led to The Bar Room at Porta Via by a particularly egregious error on TastingTable, promising half-priced drinks and free appetizers.  Instead, the Bar Room was celebrating its grand opening with two-for-one well drinks and full priced appetizers.
It has an ideal space, right next to Porta Via, and opens fully onto the sunny, fenced in patio.  Yet, it was so dark inside that we crept in thinking it wasn't open yet.  We asked to sit outside so we could see our food, and were put at a Porta Via table.  White table cloth and glasses were an upgrade from the pseudo-rustic, actually rusty chairs that make the ambiance of the Bar Room patio.
The well drinks were as expected, though my first gin and tonic was normal, and the second surreptitiously strong.  The sweet potato fries were sweet and crisp, but with an over vinegared blue cheese dressing.  The calamari was average, and got soggy.  Chef's choice flatbread pizza had mozzarella, basil and a hint of spice, but sat, essentially, on a cracker.  A similar creation is available at Palomino for half the price.
Though hunky, attentive servers did their best to make up for Tasting Table, and knocked 15% off the total, this is not an experience to recreate at full price.